Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Everybody Loves Raymond



Everybody Loves Raymond
“Not So Fast”

Vocabulary: pack, insult, compliment, bologna, refreshing, opinionated

1. Where do you think they are?
2. Who are Frank and Marie?
3. What does Frank “tear around on” almost hitting people in?
4. What has Raymond’s mother done to the moral of the people there?
5. When Marie gives a compliment, what is she actually giving?
6. Why does Deborah offer to pay more money for her in-laws to stay?

Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Friday, September 18, 2009

UPGRADE!!



"Partner let me upgrade you." Let me help you to be a better man.

"Come harder this won't be easy." You better try harder if you want me to be your woman.

"You need a real woman in your life. Taking care of home and still fly."
I can do it all. Take care of the home, and still look good!!

"It's very seldom you're blessed to find your equal. Still play my part and let you take the lead role." It is rare to find your soulmate. I will do everything for you, and work with you while still making you feel like a man.

Tuesday, September 1, 2009

English is Twisted!


The buck does funny things when the does are present.

A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.

To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.

The wind was too strong to wind the sail.

Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.

I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.

How can I intimate this to most intimate friend?

Saturday, August 22, 2009